Laying in bed, Mommy gave one of her now-famous "ohhhhh." responses out of the blue. She then said another oft-uttered phrase: "Jason. Water"
Being the dutiful husband that your dad is, he headed to the kitchen to fetch a pail. Your mom then asked where I was going, as she pointed to the bed. This may not make a whole lot of sense to you right now, but I'll explain later...